french onion dip

There we are, its 1 am at a 24 hour BP with kim's mom's gas card, getting ready to pick out our broke-ass gas station dinners. Due to the fact that this BP was one of the worst BP's in Raleigh, we were limited to what type of food we could get. I played it safe by getting pretzels and a slim jim. Kim, on the other hand, well, lets just say little did kim know her decision would end up costing her half a day's work, half a night's sleep and morning projectiles that put cottage cheese to shame. You've all seen them, that lonely cardboard container that sits on the shelf next to the chips, the dreaded and feared by many the $2.29 room temperature french onion dip. We get home, put on a dvd; the fast and furious (god knows why). I snap into my slim jim with no problem, i eat my pretzels and I'm cool. Kim is already eaten half a bag of chips before i realized something smelled fishy. I look at her little dip cup and its all white and oozing with a cloudy white discharge. I told her that it smelled fishy and looked like onion yogurt but she was too into paul walker and vin diesel. She ate some more, put the dip away and finished the movie and went to bed. Around 7:00am kim is in the bathroom yuking her guts out. So the moral of all this is to not make the same mistake kim did. Think before you dip. Especially when it comes to room temperature french onion dip. Enjoy the pictures below. They were all taken the day after. Let me tell you the smell was unbearable.


French Onion Dip 800 X 600 281 KB	French Onion Dip OPEN!! 800 X 600 327 KB	On a chip 576 X 432 181 KB	enlarged to show texture. 576 X 432 210 KB

gross 800 X 600 354 KB	Make shift bio hazord gear 640 X 480 199 KB	French onion dip** 800 X 600 354 KB

**next to black woman statue with big boobs that kyle chalk brought me back from hawaii.