agari0rise: yo
JayFril: yo
agari0rise: i got a dare for you
JayFril: oh boy
agari0rise: haha
agari0rise: go to the imdb.com brokeback mountain
message board and ask "why did ennis spit in his hand"?
JayFril: what?
JayFril: i dont get it?
agari0rise: because
agari0rise: the part where they had butt sex the
first time, they show ennis (heath ledger) spitting into his hand
agari0rise: for like lube
agari0rise: but if you post on the board pretending
you dont know why he did it, people will think you are serious!!
JayFril: hahahahaha
JayFril: ok
agari0rise: haha
JayFril: how do you post?
agari0rise: like u posted on everybody movie
agari0rise: aka ski patrol
agari0rise: and friday the 13th
JayFril: yea, i forgot
JayFril: haha
JayFril: yo
JayFril: what should the subject be?
agari0rise: "why did ennis spit into his
hand?"
agari0rise: then body should be "Why did
ennis spit into his hand right before they were about to make love?"
agari0rise: HAHA SAY "MAKE LOVE"!
JayFril: posted
agari0rise: HBHAWBHABWHBAWABHW
agari0rise: HABWHABWHABAHWAHBBHBWHBAW
agari0rise: a reply in 3 seconds!!!!
JayFril: no way
JayFril: already?
JayFril: hahahahaha
agari0rise: another one!!
agari0rise: O M G
agari0rise: theses people like stake out this
message board
agari0rise: "but I'll answer as best I can.
Ennis was using his saliva as lubrication so as to enter Jack more easily."
agari0rise: that dudes like DEAD serious, like
a teacher or something!
JayFril: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN HILARIOUS
agari0rise: im taking screen shots
JayFril: HAHAHAHAHA
agari0rise: i think we are going to go to brokeback
hell for doing this.
JayFril: hahahaha
agari0rise: well you are im not, you started it
BrokeBack IMDB

1 hour later...
agari0rise: WABHWABHBWAHBAWH
agari0rise: GONE!!
agari0rise: ITS ALL GONE
agari0rise: DUDE
agari0rise: THEY DELETED IT
JayFril: NO!!!
JayFril: deleted!?!?!
JayFril: screenshotS!!!
JayFril: i know you got a lot there
agari0rise: I GOT THEM ALL
JayFril: HAHAHAHA BITCHES!!!
JayFril: POST DAT SHIT
agari0rise: holy shit
agari0rise: that was awesp,m
JayFril: hahahahahahahaha
JayFril: 1 hour
agari0rise: thats awesome
agari0rise: god i love the internet!!
JayFril: i wonder why it got deleted
JayFril: what part of it was crossed the line
agari0rise: cause it was all like "use salad
dressing for lube"
JayFril: hahahahaha
JayFril: using salad dressing for lube will get you
banned from imdb
agari0rise: im going to start another one!
13 minutes later.....
agari0rise: posted deleted :(
JayFril: no way
JayFril: hahahaha
agari0rise: oh well this was getting gay anyways.
agari0rise: Later
JayFril: L8